We just got back from the happiest place on Earth.
No, not Disney.
Disneyworld (or Disneyland for that matter) is just not feasible for my family, logistically or financially. Flying with the five of us, and our kids at all different ages and stages, is just incredibly difficult right now, not to mention very expensive. Add in admission to the park, hotel, finding food for my vegan husband and corn-free Howie…Disney is just out of our realm right now. Plus Tim hates to travel. So for the sake of our sanity and our checking account, we keep our travels to car trips.
So for us, our “Disney” is Storyland, in the White Mountains of New Hampshire. And for my three guys, this place is heaven on earth.
This was our sixth year at the park. We first went with Gerry when he turned three (and it was just him) and we’ve gone back every summer around his birthday ever since. The park has been in existence for over 55 years, and Tim’s mother remembers taking him when he was a little kid. The park has evolved over the years, of course, but the overall point remains the same – giving kids between the ages of 1-10 and their parents a fun, safe place to have a fantastic family vacation. For my guys, it’s the one family vacation spot we go. Howie talks about it ALL year long, and asks starting in December if it’s time to go back to Storyland.
There are many things that make this park special for a lot of families. For us, with all of our “special needs”, this park is perfect. First of all, almost all the rides are for kids 36 inches and under. That means there’s no “sorry, you can’t go on that very cool looking rollercoaster”, or “I know that Crazy Barn looks really awesome, but you’re too small” talk. There’s very little saying “No”. My kids get to choose the rides they want to go on, not have the park choose it for them. Even the baby got to do a bunch of rides, which thrilled him to no end. Parents can also fit on all the rides with their kids, so it’s truly a family event.
Not to say there aren’t plenty of meltdowns. But they seem to happen around 2pm at the front of the park at nap time. Or in my family, when it’s time to leave.
Secondly, the park is relatively small and feels very safe. Because the rides are geared towards the younger set, there are no teenagers or grownups trying to muscle their way on any of the rides (nothing against teenagers or grownups, but when I’m with my little kids I don’t want to worry about someone bouncing the ride to make it crazier, or swearing, or causing a ruckus). Everyone there seems to be either a parent, a grandparent or some relative, oohing or ahhing over seeing Cinderella, waving to the train as it goes by, or sharing an ice cream with their kid. I’m sure they have had issues in the past with safety, but you wouldn’t know it. There are no security guards or policemen walking around. Just Mother Goose and the Old Lady Who Lived in a Shoe.
It’s the most family friendly place I’ve ever been. They have special “Mama’s Houses” for moms to feed, change and nap their babies, complete with rocking chairs and clean changing tables. Every restroom has at least one unisex family bathroom, so we can all go in together. The rides are clean and all the ride operators are incredibly friendly. We try to go at off-peak times, so we’ve never waited on a line for more than 10 minutes. If the line is long at one place, we move on and come back at another time.
Thirdly, and most helpful to me, they list all their food choices and ingredients (color coded by allergen) on their website. That means before we even enter the park I have a list of foods that both Tim and Howie can eat. Yes, that list is short (for Howie it was five foods that were corn-free) but at least I know those foods so I’m not checking labels. You can also bring in your own food to the park, which is a life saver (and money saver) for my family. Our lunch consisted of yogurt smoothies, goldfish and apples that I brought from home. And they don’t care.
And finally, for us, it’s the one place where all of my kids’ needs are met. Lewis can go on rides, throw balls with reckless abandon in their “Loopy Lab”, and run through the park from place to place. Howie can map out his entire day based on all the rides he wants to go on and run/climb/jump and get all his sensory inputs without feeling overwhelmed. Gerry can do all the rides by himself now, and we save special rides just for him and Tim to do while Lewis, Howie and I ride the train around the park (over and over and over again). I must say, Gerry was truly the hero of the day. He went on rides with both Lewis and Howie, even the ones he didn’t want to. He rode alone on certain ones because Tim and I were in a seat with one of the other two. And he let Howie go ahead of him in line – twice – when the purple electric car was coming and Howie was screaming that he needed to ride in that specific car. Tim and I are, for the most part, worry-free. Our kids smiles make all the difference.
Not that the trip was perfect. Things were certainly more stressful now that we have a toddler – the car ride was hard because Lewis was trying to nap but Howie kept shouting/making noise/asking for hugs/stopping to pee. Lewis also did his best to set a new world record in hotel room destruction. And it was hot. Very hot. But we still managed to go swimming, take pictures, and enjoy each other’s company – the three most important components to a successful family vacation.
Howie’s already planning our next trip back.
“There is this little song I wrote
I hope you learn it note for note
Like good little children
Don’t worry, be happy” – Don’t Worry, Be Happy by Bobby McFerrin